APE 2004
Once a year God looks down from on high at all the little comic nerdlings and He reaches down His finger to bless a special land of milk and honey for them to come and celebrate. That land is San Francisco and that celebration is APE.

Nicole, Marni, and I made the six hour pilgramage to worship at the temple of mini-comics and sleep on the floor of wonderful, wise, and all-exhalted Jen Wang; and God said it was Good.

Photos from the Con
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Everybody who's anybody knows about Kazu's brilliant project, Flight: Volume One, so good lord knows I don't even need to introduce that. Instead, I present Myself, Jen, Kazu Kibuishi, Catie Chien, and Chris Appelhans.
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Khang Le, Catie, Kazu, Jen, and PasserBy. Oh my god, how did I spend three days with Jen and NOT wind up eating her whole?
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Karen, Jen, Becky Cloonan.
True
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Shaenon and Andrew! Don't tell their parents, but they totally just got married.
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David Kelly, ME OH MY GOD IT'S ME, and Justine Shaw. David? Yeah, he was my cartooning teacher freshman year of high school. Unlike everything else I've ever said, that's actually true.
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Gina Kamentsky is a lovely, lovely woman; she and I share a deep love of the belly on girls. C'mon girls, your bellies, show them off.
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SHOWN: Justine and Jen. NOT SHOWN: Jack Black.
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Marni was all 'Dude, that's a SuicideGirl over there.' and I was all 'No shit!' and then I totally went up and was all creepy and got a picture with her, who is Olivia. Cool.
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Tracy White is so goddamned cool. Not cool in the sense that she has naked pictures of her online, but cool in the sense that, dude, she's like a fuckin rawker, you know? Check out her rawkin Jen and me. Oh yeah.
Bucca Di Beppo Dinner
Considering I have eleventy billion pictures of this, I'm not gunna write a description for each one. Instead, meet the cast of players in one picture, memorize their names and then apply them to the following photos.

Nicole N., Sky McCloud, Jen Wang, Kristin Brennan, Karen Krajenbrink, John ???, Lori Matsumoto, Tracy White, Patrick Farley, ???, Winter McCloud, Scott McCloud, Justine Shaw, Kris Dresen, Jenn M. Lee, Kip Manley, Ivy McCloud, Marni S.

Misc. Photos that you Prolly Won't Care About
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Jen made some money by selling her mini-comics. By which I mean she pimped me on the dirty streets of San Francisco to buy drugs.
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Both my parents called me up individually to say "So... we know you and Marni are going to San Fransisco this weekend. ....PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED." to which I would giggle and Marni would give an uncharacteristically terrified shriek.
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My home is the open road, baby.
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There's a buncha pictures like this in here. You may just want to skip 'em.
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Am I the only one turned on by women who drive cars for extended periods of time? ... Anyone?
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Aaaaand another one.
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Ditto.
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Ditto Ditto.
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Ditto Ditto Ditto.
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Ditto-- oh christ, who thought it'd be a good idea to let me hold the camera?
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Nicole, Marni, and me not gettin married.
The End

You might as well go check out my site, since, like, you just spent all this time looking at my photos. I mean, dude, you're on a roll! LIVE IT UP A LITTLE!